The leaves might fall, but you’ll be in my heart forever.The tans might fade, but our summer memories will last forever.In case you ever foolishly forget, I am not thinking about you.I’m willing to risk the cooties if you are.If she’s honest, funny, laid back, can hold her liquor, has a dirty mind and an even dirtier vocabulary, eats pizza, and lets you touch her butt… marry her yesterday.Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with.I’m not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then. Most of the time she’s a lady, but every once in awhile, a dirty old man with a drinking problem comes out.It’s funny how when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet-but when I’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong.I tried to be normal once-worst two minutes of my life.Everything you’ve ever wanted is one step outside your comfort zone.What I have with you I don’t want with anyone else. If Youre In A Savage Mood And Want To Capture It With Sassy Quotes For Your Instagram Captions, Youre In Luck We Found The 75 Best Sassy Quotes For Fierce, Strong Women Who Live Unapologetically.By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.You are my today and all of my tomorrows.Haters gonna hate, and players gonna play.He calls me beautiful like it’s my name.I love my crazy goofy sometimes stupid but so amazing boyfriend.Not to brag, but I think we’re really cute together.But you’re really lucky if they’re all the same person. Every girl has her best friend and true love.I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you want to be my lover, please do not get with my friends.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted. Your the type of boy I’d make a sandwich for.If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.Based on how I react when toast pops out the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.But I want to spend every irritating minute with you. Funny Beach Captions and Beach Puns Keep palm and carry on Beach bm Shell ya Son of a beach If you need to reach me, call me on my shell Don’t worry, beach happy The beach gives me porpoise If there’s a will, there’s a wave Sea la vie I don’t wanna be tide down I love you to the shore line and back Namast’ay at the beach. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. Not to brag but I think we’re really cute together.Let’s cuddle so I can steal your body heat.Kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute.My interest includes putting blankets on sleeping animals just in case they’re cold.Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.In this house, we believe in the Great Pumpkin.I still fall for you every day of my life.Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me.I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands.I love my crazy, goofy, sometimes stupid boyfriend.If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.